I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day more info at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?